Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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