I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize