after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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