Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You made out with two different species that night
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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