? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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