the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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