If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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