No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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