No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
we're so committed to being not committed
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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