Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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