seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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