Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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