...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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