drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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