is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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