Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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