So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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