I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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