Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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