butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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