I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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