so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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