pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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