This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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