perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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