Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
id be glad to
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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