Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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