After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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