Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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