Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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