guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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