Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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