I love black thongs
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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