There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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