did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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