...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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