doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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