so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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