I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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