just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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