Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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