I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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