Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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