apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm at about main and main street
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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