return my video game
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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