Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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