if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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