No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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