He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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