theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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