Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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