Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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