Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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