its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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